{"title":"Canadiana","description":"\u003cp\u003eCanadian by birth, by choice, or by postal code. A one-legged runner who never finished, a Montreal poet who took his time, a Québécois satire in a rented Elvis suit, and the man who put television inside us. Made here, printed here.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"videodrome-cronenberg-body-horror-tee","title":"Videodrome Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCronenberg, 1983, a television that breathes and a hand that comes back through the glass. Long live the new flesh, said the prophet who had clearly read the schedule. Body horror with a remote. For people who still rewind their own logic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Videodrome graphic tee for Cronenberg fans, body-horror cinephiles, and anyone who still rewinds their own logic. A 1983 television that breathes and a hand returning through the glass, Long Live the New Flesh. A gift for film-school survivors, body-horror collectors, and the VHS-era faithful.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Notionblur","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53132771754095,"sku":"28187807103410068750","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53132771786863,"sku":"27590229906817217747","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53132771819631,"sku":"28293417109902454837","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53132771852399,"sku":"28215387373322206943","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/3348\/3375\/files\/38-VDR-tee.jpg?v=1784999575"},{"product_id":"leonard-cohen-montreal-poet-tee","title":"Leonard Cohen Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe was a published poet and novelist years before he made a record, and he was thirty-three when the first one came out. Cohen wrote slowly, sometimes for years on a single song, and then spent five of the nineties as an ordained monk on a mountain in California, cooking for his teacher. The voice dropped an octave every decade. Montreal kept him the whole time. For people who take as long as it takes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Leonard Cohen graphic tee for songwriters, poetry readers, and anyone who works slowly on purpose. The fedora, the scarf, the suit and the deeply lined face, drawn plain against black with nothing else in the frame. A gift for music heads, writers, melancholics, and fellow travellers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Notionblur","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53864025358447,"sku":"39680720350827278210","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53864025391215,"sku":"32148665114518160909","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53864025423983,"sku":"10980907998764584034","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53864025456751,"sku":"94658695120416317883","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/3348\/3375\/files\/49-LCO-tee.jpg?v=1784643204"},{"product_id":"margaret-atwood-handmaids-tale-tee","title":"Margaret Atwood Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe set herself one rule. Nothing went into The Handmaid's Tale that had not already happened somewhere, at some time, in the real world. She kept clippings while she wrote, and her reason was defensive rather than artistic. She did not want anybody telling her she had an evil imagination. That is why it reads less like invention than like filing. Atwood has been Canadian, funny and unsettling about it for six decades. For people who noticed it was a documentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Margaret Atwood graphic tee for readers, dystopia enthusiasts, and anyone who reads the news and recognises the plot. The Canadian novelist under her halo of curls, glasses on, looking straight at you from a plain black ground. A gift for book lovers, English majors, library regulars, and the alarmingly well-read.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Notionblur","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53864226390127,"sku":"60269411374915802230","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53864226422895,"sku":"12267097415430336680","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53864226455663,"sku":"18714473577774455619","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53864226488431,"sku":"16179025902930955153","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/3348\/3375\/files\/56-MAT-tee.jpg?v=1784643245"},{"product_id":"waldo-in-montreal-rue-barree-cones-tee","title":"Waldo in Montreal Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eImpossible to find, buried in orange and white, technically here somewhere. The stripes were always the joke and in this city they are camouflage, because Montreal spends a good part of every year rearranged by cones and residents have developed a genuine folk relationship with them, somewhere between resentment and pride. The cross on the mountain gives away which city this is. Everything else is barricades. For people who know a detour sign is a permanent fixture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Waldo in Montreal graphic tee for Montrealers, Québec residents, and anyone who has planned a route around construction and failed anyway. Orange cones and barriers under RUE BARRÉE and DÉTOUR signs, a striped hat hidden among them, and Mount Royal's cross on the skyline. A gift for locals, expat Montrealers, cyclists, and the patiently rerouted.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Notionblur","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53864236384367,"sku":"74395827567766200542","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53864236417135,"sku":"50504960591974822869","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53864236449903,"sku":"12115541679726289778","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53864236482671,"sku":"23402387708403346213","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/3348\/3375\/files\/59-WIM-tee.jpg?v=1784643262"},{"product_id":"terry-fox-marathon-of-hope-tee","title":"Terry Fox Marathon of Hope Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe ran close to a marathon a day, on one leg, for 143 days. Terry Fox left St. John's on 12 April 1980 and covered 5,373 kilometres before the cancer reached his lungs and stopped him outside Thunder Bay that September. He was twenty-two. He never finished, and people have been finishing it for him every year since, which was more or less the point he was making. For people who start something bigger than one lifetime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Terry Fox graphic tee for Canadians, runners, and anyone who has taken on something that outlasts them. Mid-stride in the running gait everyone recognises, prosthetic leg drawn plain, ringed by the words Marathon of Hope. A gift for runners, fundraisers, and everyone who has done a lap for somebody else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Notionblur","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53864273969263,"sku":"26522308400443663071","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53864274002031,"sku":"27292071209803881071","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53864274034799,"sku":"29229709509974095838","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53864274067567,"sku":"12335160471286582689","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/3348\/3375\/files\/74-TFO-tee.jpg?v=1784643353"},{"product_id":"elvis-gratton-quebec-satire-tee","title":"Elvis Gratton Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFalardeau and Poulin built him in the wake of the 1980 referendum as a caricature of the colonised mind, a Québécois man so thoroughly sold on America that he can no longer locate himself. He performs as Elvis in a rented suit and calls it making it. It was meant as satire and landed as prophecy, which is the usual fate of satire that is too accurate. He became one of the most recognised characters in Quebec cinema. Everyone knew somebody. For people who got the joke and then stopped laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn Elvis Gratton graphic tee for Québécois film fans, satire readers, and anyone who has watched a culture perform somebody else's. The pompadour, the jowls and the rhinestone-studded collar, over a signature-style wordmark. A gift for Quebec cinema fans, Montrealers, and students of borrowed identity.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Notionblur","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53864277246063,"sku":"32037437369690474805","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53864277278831,"sku":"24369323178421345161","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53864277311599,"sku":"17213230422118058558","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53864277344367,"sku":"15234077223845721383","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/3348\/3375\/files\/78-EGR-tee.jpg?v=1784643375"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/3348\/3375\/collections\/74-TFO-fabric.jpg?v=1784652282","url":"https:\/\/notionblur.shop\/collections\/canadian-tees.oembed","provider":"Notionblur","version":"1.0","type":"link"}