Tee Size & Care Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 cm28 in | 46 cm18 in | 38.4 cm15.1 in |
| M | 73.7 cm29 in | 50.8 cm20 in | 42 cm16.5 in |
| L | 76.2 cm30 in | 56 cm22 in | 45.7 cm18 in |
| XL | 79 cm31 in | 61 cm24 in | 49.5 cm19.5 in |
How to measure
Lay a tee you already own flat. Length runs collar seam to hem. Width is armpit to armpit. Sleeve goes shoulder seam to cuff. Match those to the chart. Between two sizes, size up for room.
Care
Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 86°F. Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.
Good to know
Specially spun fibres create a strong, smooth surface that prints clean. Cut tubular-knit in one piece with no side seams, it holds its shape and cuts fabric waste. The ribbed collar is seamless and highly elastic, keeping its shape wash after wash. Twill tape over the shoulder seams stabilizes the back and prevents stretching. Printed Direct-to-Garment on 5.3 oz 100% US cotton, true black. Ethically grown cotton under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Oeko-Tex certified.
A small allegorical machine, a belt of hunched figures riding desks to the same hole, the cog grinding at the speed of payroll. Capitalism is a death cult, the kind that hands you a lanyard. For people who stayed past the catered pizza and saw the layoffs anyway.
A Death Cult graphic tee for anti-capitalist organisers, jaded office workers, and anyone who has seen the catered pizza and the layoff Slack on the same day. An allegorical machine that grinds at the speed of payroll. A gift for the labour-aware, the disillusioned, and the people who read Bullshit Jobs cover to cover.
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