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Hail Seitan Tee

Hail Seitan Tee

Regular price $34.00 CAD
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Five forks, one inverted pentagram, the metal joke that landed before it hit the table. Vegan and unrepentant, occult and well-fed. The kitchen as the chapel and the cutlery as the rite. For people who took the recipe seriously and the brand name even more so.

A Hail Seitan graphic tee for vegans, metal fans, and anyone who took both the recipe and the brand name seriously. Five forks forming an inverted pentagram, the kitchen as the chapel. A gift for plant-based cooks, doom-metal listeners, and the cutlery-as-rite crowd.

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