Not Fast, Not Furious Tee

$34.00 CAD

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Color Black

Size S M L XL

Everything in the culture is engineered to make speed feel like virtue, and the animal that moves slowest is also the one conserving energy most efficiently. So here is the slowest mammal alive, getting a lift from the slowest reptile, and arriving eventually. Slow is not failure. Slow is a strategy with better fuel economy. For people who have stopped racing anybody.

A Not Fast, Not Furious graphic tee for slow living enthusiasts, sloth fans, and anyone who declined the race. A sloth riding on the back of a tortoise, both entirely content about it, under the title set in racing italics. A gift for the unhurried, the burnt out, and people who take the scenic route deliberately.

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Tee Size & Care Guide

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve
S	71.1 cm28 in	46 cm18 in	38.4 cm15.1 in
M	73.7 cm29 in	50.8 cm20 in	42 cm16.5 in
L	76.2 cm30 in	56 cm22 in	45.7 cm18 in
XL	79 cm31 in	61 cm24 in	49.5 cm19.5 in

How to measure

Lay a tee you already own flat. Length runs collar seam to hem. Width is armpit to armpit. Sleeve goes shoulder seam to cuff. Match those to the chart. Between two sizes, size up for room.

Care

Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 86°F. Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.

Good to know

Specially spun fibres create a strong, smooth surface that prints clean. Cut tubular-knit in one piece with no side seams, it holds its shape and cuts fabric waste. The ribbed collar is seamless and highly elastic, keeping its shape wash after wash. Twill tape over the shoulder seams stabilizes the back and prevents stretching. Printed Direct-to-Garment on 5.3 oz 100% US cotton, true black. Ethically grown cotton under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Oeko-Tex certified.

Not Fast, Not Furious Tee

Not Fast, Not Furious Tee

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