The house is about to leave Kansas and she is getting the shot first. Everything essential survived the update. The gingham is still there, the dog is still coming, the storm is still doing precisely what storms do. Only the delivery changed, a tote bag where the basket was, a phone where the scream should be. Running was never going to help and she appears to know it. The twister can wait ninety seconds. For people who would take the photo first and deal with it after.

A Wizard of Oz graphic tee for classic film fans, storm watchers, and anyone whose first instinct is to document the disaster. Dorothy in space buns and an open flannel over gingham, taking a selfie with Toto in a tote bag while a tornado tears up the farm behind her. A gift for film buffs, thrifted-flannel wearers, and everyone who has posted through worse.