
Tee Size & Care Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 cm28 in | 46 cm18 in | 38.4 cm15.1 in |
| M | 73.7 cm29 in | 50.8 cm20 in | 42 cm16.5 in |
| L | 76.2 cm30 in | 56 cm22 in | 45.7 cm18 in |
| XL | 79 cm31 in | 61 cm24 in | 49.5 cm19.5 in |
How to measure
Lay a tee you already own flat. Length runs collar seam to hem. Width is armpit to armpit. Sleeve goes shoulder seam to cuff. Match those to the chart. Between two sizes, size up for room.
Care
Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 86°F. Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.
Good to know
Specially spun fibres create a strong, smooth surface that prints clean. Cut tubular-knit in one piece with no side seams, it holds its shape and cuts fabric waste. The ribbed collar is seamless and highly elastic, keeping its shape wash after wash. Twill tape over the shoulder seams stabilizes the back and prevents stretching. Printed Direct-to-Garment on 5.3 oz 100% US cotton, true black. Ethically grown cotton under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Oeko-Tex certified.
Mythology's most famous beauty contest was settled with a bribe. Eris, left off the guest list at the wedding of Peleus and Thetis, threw in a golden apple for the fairest, and Hera, Athena and Aphrodite all claimed it. Zeus had the sense not to judge and handed the job to Paris, a Trojan prince. Hera offered him power over Europe and Asia, Athena offered wisdom and skill in war, and Aphrodite offered the most beautiful woman alive. She won. The woman was Helen, already married to the Greek king Menelaus, and the Trojan War followed. For people who know the apple was never the point.
An Aphrodite graphic tee for mythology fans, classics students, and anyone who treats beauty as a form of power. The goddess in profile, crowned with a diadem of lotus flowers and Greek key pattern, holding a lotus-tipped sceptre against a fan of peacock feathers. A gift for Greek mythology lovers, art history majors, romantics, and the people who always win the argument.
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