Tee Size & Care Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 cm28 in | 46 cm18 in | 38.4 cm15.1 in |
| M | 73.7 cm29 in | 50.8 cm20 in | 42 cm16.5 in |
| L | 76.2 cm30 in | 56 cm22 in | 45.7 cm18 in |
| XL | 79 cm31 in | 61 cm24 in | 49.5 cm19.5 in |
How to measure
Lay a tee you already own flat. Length runs collar seam to hem. Width is armpit to armpit. Sleeve goes shoulder seam to cuff. Match those to the chart. Between two sizes, size up for room.
Care
Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 86°F. Non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.
Good to know
Specially spun fibres create a strong, smooth surface that prints clean. Cut tubular-knit in one piece with no side seams, it holds its shape and cuts fabric waste. The ribbed collar is seamless and highly elastic, keeping its shape wash after wash. Twill tape over the shoulder seams stabilizes the back and prevents stretching. Printed Direct-to-Garment on 5.3 oz 100% US cotton, true black. Ethically grown cotton under the US Cotton Trust Protocol, Oeko-Tex certified.
King of the gods, holder of the thunderbolt, and by a wide margin the worst-behaved figure in his own mythology. The Greeks did not write him as a moral example. They wrote him as power without restraint and then spent centuries telling stories about what that costs everyone underneath it. The lightning was never the point. The impunity was. For people who read the myths and noticed who kept getting away with it.
A Zeus graphic tee for mythology readers, classics students, and anyone who noticed the gods behaving worse than the mortals. The bearded god gripping a single bolt in both fists, Olympus rising behind him with temples on the peaks. A gift for myth lovers, classicists, and readers of the old pantheon.
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